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Jul 16, 2019
Jamieson Webster The Psychoanalysis of Panic

This whole dream is some elaboration of a meme I saw on Instagram before going to bed where a woman hands a man a fish, and he asks for a plastic bag, and she says, “it’s already inside.”

Jun 18, 2019
Natasha Stagg Welcome to the Dollhouse

My coworker and I were sitting in a park in SoHo, eating lunch on our break. “Should I be offended that this guy asked me to get him onto the Shitty Media Men list?” she asked.

Jun 4, 2019
Sam McKinniss Cockroach Manifesto

A woman I do not know holds the door for me as she’s leaving the restroom, a measure of politeness I was not expecting. I put my phone away and notice the slogan typeset across the front of her T-shirt: MEN HAVE MADE A LOT OF BAD ART.

May 7, 2019
Jamie Brisick So Long, Marianne

“We’re programmed to think that New York exists in some lofty, realizing-our-dreams sort of place,” he told me. “But really it’s right there at street level.”

Apr 9, 2019
Haley Mlotek My Lo-Fi Wedding

Carel Rowe and Ferd Eggan were amateur filmmakers looking to film their wedding night and sell it to repay some debts.

Mar 11, 2019
Kerry Doran Culo Cards

What struck me about the cards wasn’t their flagrant objectification of women; sadly, that’s not very striking. Rather, it was their cuteness.